Ok, so current local political debates have got me wondering...

Women: If you were in a public bathroom, in a private stall, doing your business, and a man came in, went to a different private stall, did his business and left without committing any (other) crime (eg. ogling you through or under the door), would you feel somehow violated or otherwise harmed? Why? Please be specific.

And just to be fair, men, same question, but with the genders reversed.

Copied directly from dragonbane, who almost certainly copied it from someone else. :)

Election 2008 Voting Information

Today, November 4th, is Election Day! Remember to vote, not just for Barack Obama (or that other guy), but for Congressional, state, and local candidates as well.

Where and when do I vote?

Find your polling place, voting times, and other important information by checking out these sites and the hotline below. These resources are good, but not perfect. To be doubly sure, you can also contact your local elections office.

* Obama's VoteForChange site: voteforchange.com
* League of Women Voters' site: vote411.org/pollfinder.php
* Obama's voter hotline: 877-US4-OBAMA (877-874-6226)

What should I do before I go?

* After you've entered your address on either Vote For Change or Vote411, read the voting instructions and special rules for your state.
* Voting ID laws vary from state to state, but if you have ID, bring it.
* Check out all the voting myths and misinformation to look out for: http://truth.voteforchange.com/

What if something goes wrong?

* Not on the voter list? Make sure you're at the right polling place, then demand a provisional ballot.
* If you're voting on an electronic machine with a paper record, verify that the record is accurate.
* Need legal help? Call 1-866-OUR-VOTE.
* If you encounter a problem, try to videotape the situation and submit it to VideoTheVote.org

Want to do more?

* Text all of your friends: "Vote Obama today! Pass it on!"
* Make calls from home for Obama.

Now, everybody go vote!!!

Copy this sentence into your LiveJournal if you don't want marriage "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

(Not sure how much good posting this will do, but what the heck.)

I don't know if any of you know or care about the LJ User Representative voting kerfuffle that went on a little while ago, but since the "election" finished, the "winner" has basically dropped off the radar. Someone created a community to try to find out how many people would like to see that changed.

userdom_counts

Please join this community and post this in your own LJ. All we want is to show how many users want their "elected representative" to interact. That's it.

Livejournal has over 13 million journals created.

How many of those journals belong to members who would like to hear something from their elected User Representative, in their official capacity?

Let's find out.

At the moment there is no posting access here; this is only a head count. All you have to do is join, and you will be counted.

( Possible small spoiler )

So go watch it already

Edited to put a possible spoiler under a cut.

It's a brand new day....

Sometimes it's worth staying up way too late. G'night Dr. Horrible!

I'm not sure how many people I'm going to get that haven't already seen it in fizzgig_bites' journal, or elsewhere, but it's kinda important, so I'm posting it anyway...

The ACLU is sponsoring an ad in the New York Times in order to illustrate public outrage over the Constitutional violations in the FISA Bill. If you want to add your name, click here.

Spread the Word - SHAREAZA™ is the property of the Shareaza development team.

From: http://www.flascience.org/wp/?p=416

Florida Citizens for Science has created an online petition. Please take a moment to sign it. Provided we can collect a decent number of signatures, we then plan on printing a copy and presenting it to the State Board of Education. We don’t have much time, though, so please don’t put it off!

Plus, meandering has created an LJ feed of the Florida Citizens for Science here: fl_citizen_sci.

Hey, gardenwaltz, I think you'd enjoy this.

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/11/29/re-vos-cerveaux/

(It's a few days old, but that's because I'm lazy!)

In related news, fizzgig_bites got me a near-complete JoCo collection for Hannukah, making me a very happy little code monkey. :) I love the little Creative Commons logo on the corner of the CD sleeve!

Ximinez - 1/2 a cup of flirting - 2 heaping tablespoons of sexiness - 2 teaspoons of caring Blend together quickly and serve.

'What is your personality recipe?' at QuizGalaxy.com

From http://cariaso.livejournal.com/34309.html

I cannot verify the accuracy of any of this. I pass it on it hopes that it may be true.


> Dear All,
>
> Kindly forgive the brevity and the lack of
> formatting of the following email. I am now sending
> this information out as we are now receiving it. As
> many of you are now aware phone lines have been cut,
> mobile networks have been disabled, and Internet
> access has also been disabled. Information,
> therefore, is now very difficult to obtain and
> confirm. I therefore am unable to confirm any of
> that which follows, but my sources are adamant that
> this is the truth:
>
>
> Soldiers from LID #66 have turned their weapons
> against other SPDC soldiers and possibly police in
> North Okkalappa township in Rangoon and are
> defending the protesters. At present unsure how
> many soldiers involved. Some reports cite "heavy
> shooting" in the area.
>
>
> Other unconfirmed reports have stated that soldiers
> from LID #33 in Mandalay have refused orders to act
> against protesters. Some reports claim that many
> soldiers remained in their barracks. More recent
> reports now maintain that soldiers from LID #99 now
> being sent there to confront them.
>
>
> Reports of approx. 10,000+ protesters gathering
> around the Traders Hotel in Rangoon.
>
> Reports of 10,000+ protesters gathering at San Pya
> Market in Rangoon.
>
> Further reports of approx. 50,000 protestors
> gathering at the Thein Gyi Market in Rangoon.
> According to Mizzima, an unknown number of soldiers
> from Central Command and South East Command are
> presently on their way to Rangoon to reinforce SPDC
> army troops.
>
> Also according to Mizzima, an unknown number of
> aircraft have been scrambled from "Matehtilar"
> airbase - probably a reference to Meiktila in
> Mandalay Division.
>
> According to one journalist, SPDC have turned water
> cannons against crowds at Sule Pagoda. The report
> maintains that the water contained some type of
> chemical. awaiting further information.
>
>
> Please circulate this information as widely as as
> quickly as possible.
>
> Regards,
>
> Jason
> Research Director
> Human Rights Documentation Unit
> National Coalition Government of the Union of Burma

A few days ago, I created a few syndicated accounts for some of my self-indulgent blather. I recently created another one for my Google Reader shared items at ximinez_greader. Again, shouldn't be much overlap with other feeds and such, just because of the way I use it.

This time, I waited until it initialized so that it won't slam anybody's friends page the first time around.

Reminded earlier today that I can create syndicated accounts on LiveJournal now, I created one for my del.icio.us bookmarks at ximinez_delic, and one for my Twitter micro-blog at ximinez_twitter.

I don't tend to crosspost (much) between them, so anyone interested is not likely to see a whole lot of redundant garbage. No, it will be mostly new and unique garbage. How cool is that?

Edit: Catch up on your friends page before adding these. The first pull off the feed was a doozy.

Student suspended for tricking rival fans into insulting themselves

Totally worth it.

Listening to TWiT this morning on the way in to work. They were talking about the 25th anniversary of the CD, and went around the panel talking about their first CD. Naturally, this triggered me to think about my first CD, which I'm kinda embarrassed to admit was Guns and Roses' Appetite for Destruction. Coincidentally, Anna was going through my CD collection the other day, and asked me to play that CD for her. (Because she "thought it would be cool." Heh.)

With the combination of the two, now I've got Welcome to the Jungle stuck in my head, and I can't shake it.

Maybe I'll re-queue Coverville's Led Zeppelin cover story to try to drown it out... ;)

I wonder if there will be a nice ergonomic keyboard in today's woot off.

My keyboard suddenly died. They tend to do that when you spill half a glass of water into them.

*sigh*

Luckily, I kept the keyboard that came with my computer. Unfortunately, it's a "normal" keyboard that my big hands and bitchy wrists are having trouble with. As a bonus, most of the "extra" keys surprisingly seem to work with my out-of-the-box Ubuntu Linux installation. On the downside, the calculator button is crammed in next to the left ctrl key, and I keep hitting it by accident.

So, in all, not dead in the water, but not very happy about it either.

Somebody celebrate for us, because this house sure ain't in the mood...



I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I’m sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold winter’s gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People’s Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn’t home so I called my girl
I asked her if she’d like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re taking each other’s pants off
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/First%20of%20May

My wife is the most awesomest wife of all the awesome wives in the whole world. :-D

The story: I'm at an all-day meeting at a satellite office. I brought my laptop, but forgot my power brick at home, and the docking station on my desk is too unwieldy. So I asked very nicely and she found my power, and drove it all 8 miles down here to this other office. It may not sound like much on the surface, but she saved my ass. Again. And for no reason other than the fact that she's awesome.

I hate this new-ish Alka Seltzer commercial - the one with the fake rock / concert video. There's one hook that keeps getting stuck in my head, and I'm having the damnedest time shaking it.

This just in! Anna Nicole Smith is still dead!

Create your own visitor map!

How to tell you're a geek, #21043:

This comic:

breaks your fracking heart...

Happy Fucking New Year.

Anybody wanna guess what time it is?!?!




Edit: Anybody have any experience buying machines with Linux pre-installed? I'm thinking laptop, but mostly, I want something that mostly works out of the box. I don't have time to do a full install, mess with drivers, etc. I found http://www.linuxcertified.com/linux_laptops.html via Google, but never heard of them. Opinions?

P.S. Will that smell ever get out of my nose???

P.P.S. fizzgig_bites is infinitely more patient than I!

To those of you who celbrate it today, Happy Thanksgiving!

And to my friends in the United Kingdom: Neener neener neener!

(And, yes, I am fully aware that my Thanksgiving post last year was very similar to this one...)

This started as a comment over on a post by garygen, but I thought it would be worth posting:

I am against the death penalty as it is currently practiced. It is blatantly biased toward the poor and minorities, many of whom are punished much more severely than rich and/or white folks who commit the same types of crimes. I have little doubt that innocent people have been executed by the State, and I find that abhorrent, and reason enough alone to abolish the death penalty entirely.

Then there are people like Danny Rolling, Ted Bundy, BTK, John Wayne Gacy, Jeffery Dahmer, etc. The worst of the worst. Those who have killed over and over, in unimaginable ways, and who would do it again if given the chance. People that are so far gone from their humanity that we really would be better off as a society if they were permanently and irrevokably removed from it. There is a difference, and in that difference is where my support for abolishing the death penalty wavers.

One idea I heard a while back was to come up with a higher standard than "beyond a reasonable doubt" for the death penalty sentence. Something like "absolute certainty". Unfortunately it never got any traction anywhere, because politicians are stupid, corrupt assholes. But, as I understand it, Rolling definitely meets that higher standard. That said, I will not celebrate his death as so many others are doing. I will not mourn him, either. I'm mostly just relieved.

My opinion is conflicted, and I do acknowledge that. That's why I write computer programs instead of laws.

For those of you who need inspiration for explaining why you haven't posted in a while:

http://www.jennshreve.com/thefblog/2006/10/sorry-i-havent-posted-in-awhile.html

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=nocebo&x=0&y=0

Main Entry: no·ce·bo
Pronunciation: "nO-'sE-(")bO
Function: noun
: a harmless substance that when taken by a patient is associated with harmful effects due to negative expectations or the psychological condition of the patient

Yes, it's the opposite of placebo. The great example I heard was on Penn Jillette's Friday the 13th podcast where Michael Goudeau told a tale of wishing a magician "Good Luck" backstage, and the magician getting so freaked out at how unlucky that is that he burned himself on stage about a minute later.

For some reason, I really like this word.

For those of you who don't read news, LiveJournal has started up an IM service using the Jabber protocol. Just another way to keep in touch, and if you've got a multi-protocol client like Gaim, setting it up is easy.

( Click here to see! )

Like the Terminator, Halley's Comet, or genital herpes, trivia just keeps coming back.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14791146/?GT1=8506

Citrix (yes, I know I haven't posted about how awesome it is. I'll get to it once I figure out what the hell I'm doing.) now has an official blogging policy.

Coming from a place where they made me so paranoid that I thought twice before even telling someone the name, this makes me very happy.

The policy is pretty simple, reasonable, and straightforward, which is another thing that surprises the hell out of me. As one would expect, they want employees to post a general disclaimer

The views expressed here are mine alone and have not been authorized by, and do not necessarily reflect the views of, Citrix.

So, in the interest of completeness, I've modified my LJ profile

The views expressed here are mine alone and have not been authorized by, and do not necessarily reflect the views of: any current, past, or future employer, government, club, organization, family member, lover, friend, acquaintance, pet, mythological creature, or small woodland animal.

Yeah, I think that just about covers it.

PS. Because this also amuses me:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/09/jetski.sturgeon.ap/

WILDWOOD, Florida (AP) -- A man riding a personal watercraft was injured after a 4-foot-long sturgeon jumped out of the water and hit him, wildlife officials said.


Keep your eyes open for the trifecta!

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.9
Mind:	6.5
Body:	6.3
Spirit:	9.5
Friends/Family:	6.6
Love:	9.1
Finance:	8.5
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/07/24/bermuda.fisherman.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories

A fisherman was recovering from surgery after he was speared in the chest and knocked into the Atlantic Ocean by a blue marlin during a fishing competition off Bermuda's coast.

http://www.broadwayacrossamerica.com/BAA.Public.Web/Pages/SeasonTicketHolder/BAACity.aspx?cityID=60&showId=686

Monty Python's: Spamalot
Jan. 9 - 21, 2007
Broward Center for the Performing Arts

ON SALE
10/22/2006

*bounce bounce bounce*

Happy Independence Day to my American friends!

And to my British friends: neener neener neener! ;)

And to my Canadian friends (do I have any Canadian friends?): save me a seat in case we manage to end up with something worse after the next election.

And to everyone: don't blow yourselves up!!!

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Do we really want to formalize our children thinking of us as farm animals?

And considering what little I've heard about adult pony-play.... no, nevermind, I'm not going any closer to going there.

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me -- it can only be one word long. Then copy and paste this in your journal if you want to so that I may leave a word about you.

Borrowed from a friend, who borrowed it from a friend, who borrowed.. well you get the idea.....

There's at least one person on your LJ friends list that wants to date you or sleep with you. So let's play...FRIENDS w/BENEFITS.

The rules are simple...If you want to date the person who posts this, leave them a message saying "I'm yours."

If you just want to sleep with the person and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it."

SCARED? You ONLY live ONCE!

*All responses will be screened.*

Post this in your own journal if it tickles your fancy.

http://susiebright.blogs.com/susie_brights_journal_/2006/05/the_b_spot.html (possibly NSFW images (don't know b/c I have them turned off for this site from work))

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/04/why_the_wingnuts_hate_plan_b.php (SFW)

This is an issue on which we can completely ignore any assertion that life begins at fertilization (which I personally find absurd), because it's irrelevant: fertilization doesn't take place. No zygote, no fetus, no embryo, no babies. The claim that this argument is about the life of a baby is null and void, and the opposition to Plan B makes it glaringly, brilliantly clear that this isn't about the sanctity of life at all: it's all about controlling a woman's ovaries. She will not be allowed to tamper with the timing of ovulation.

Stolen from cambler who stole it from a whole chain of people back to the original artist:



(And, yes, the subject line is sarcasm.)

There's a joke just begging to be made here...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/14/beauty.queen.death.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060302/ap_on_go_pr_wh/katrina_video

WASHINGTON - On the eve of Hurricane Katrina's fateful landfall, President Bush was confident. His homeland security chief appeared relaxed. And warnings of the coming destruction — breached or overrun levees, deaths at the New Orleans Superdome and overwhelming needs for post-storm rescues — were delivered in dramatic terms to all involved. All of it was captured on videotape.

So this guy made a bet that he could get one billion unique page views on his web site.

http://www.onebillionpageviews.com/

That's about it really. Click the link - it's harmless, AFAICT, and you'll help some random guy you've never met win £1000 from a buddy.

I am not going to miss this kind of thing:

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/13899783.htm?source=rss&channel=miamiherald_news

A Tri-Rail train clipped the back of a recreational vehicle in Oakland Park this afternoon, causing traffic delays at the corner of Powerline Road and Prospect Road, according to the Broward Sheriff's Office.

No one was injured, BSO said.

The accident happened around 3:25 p.m. today. The rear of the recreational vehicle was left on the tracks when the driver got stuck in traffic, BSO said.

The intersection was still closed at 5 p.m. so crews could clean up fuel that spilled from the recreational vehicle, according to BSO.

It's going to be a long evening...

Update: Got home around 9. About an hour and a half late.

There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness
of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against
powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than
the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against
this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting,
in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one
knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only
that it is always born in pain.
-- Andreas Katsulas as G'Kar, Babylon 5, by J. Michael Straczynski

Rest in peace, Andreas.

http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=1&id=34628

Update: This was linked from babylon5: http://www.jmsnews.com/msg.aspx?id=1-17526