Nobody expects the Alaskan Politician!

Unscientific survey - pissing in peace

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 02:27:41 GMT

Ok, so current local political debates have got me wondering...

Women: If you were in a public bathroom, in a private stall, doing your business, and a man came in, went to a different private stall, did his business and left without committing any (other) crime (eg. ogling you through or under the door), would you feel somehow violated or otherwise harmed? Why? Please be specific.

And just to be fair, men, same question, but with the genders reversed.

Election 2008 Voting Information

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:09:16 GMT

Copied directly from dragonbane, who almost certainly copied it from someone else. :)

Election 2008 Voting Information

Today, November 4th, is Election Day! Remember to vote, not just for Barack Obama (or that other guy), but for Congressional, state, and local candidates as well.

Where and when do I vote?

Find your polling place, voting times, and other important information by checking out these sites and the hotline below. These resources are good, but not perfect. To be doubly sure, you can also contact your local elections office.

* Obama's VoteForChange site: voteforchange.com
* League of Women Voters' site: vote411.org/pollfinder.php
* Obama's voter hotline: 877-US4-OBAMA (877-874-6226)

What should I do before I go?

* After you've entered your address on either Vote For Change or Vote411, read the voting instructions and special rules for your state.
* Voting ID laws vary from state to state, but if you have ID, bring it.
* Check out all the voting myths and misinformation to look out for: http://truth.voteforchange.com/

What if something goes wrong?

* Not on the voter list? Make sure you're at the right polling place, then demand a provisional ballot.
* If you're voting on an electronic machine with a paper record, verify that the record is accurate.
* Need legal help? Call 1-866-OUR-VOTE.
* If you encounter a problem, try to videotape the situation and submit it to VideoTheVote.org

Want to do more?

* Text all of your friends: "Vote Obama today! Pass it on!"
* Make calls from home for Obama.

Now, everybody go vote!!!

Political meme

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:25:08 GMT

Copy this sentence into your LiveJournal if you don't want marriage "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

(Not sure how much good posting this will do, but what the heck.)

LJ User Representative is not.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:05:07 GMT

I don't know if any of you know or care about the LJ User Representative voting kerfuffle that went on a little while ago, but since the "election" finished, the "winner" has basically dropped off the radar. Someone created a community to try to find out how many people would like to see that changed.

userdom_counts

Please join this community and post this in your own LJ. All we want is to show how many users want their "elected representative" to interact. That's it.

Livejournal has over 13 million journals created.

How many of those journals belong to members who would like to hear something from their elected User Representative, in their official capacity?

Let's find out.

At the moment there is no posting access here; this is only a head count. All you have to do is join, and you will be counted.

Everyone's a Hero

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:07:05 GMT

Fuck you, Joss. In the back of my head I knew you were going to do it, but fuck you for doing it.

So go watch it already

Edited to put a possible spoiler under a cut.

Dr. Horrible - Act II is up, and the website hasn't crashed yet.

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:35:29 GMT

It's a brand new day....

Sometimes it's worth staying up way too late. G'night Dr. Horrible!

FISA

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:35:13 GMT

I'm not sure how many people I'm going to get that haven't already seen it in fizzgig_bites' journal, or elsewhere, but it's kinda important, so I'm posting it anyway...

The ACLU is sponsoring an ad in the New York Times in order to illustrate public outrage over the Constitutional violations in the FISA Bill. If you want to add your name, click here.

Public service announcement - Shareaza

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 04:30:01 GMT

Spread the Word - SHAREAZA™ is the property of the Shareaza development team.

Spreading the word - online petition to support science education in Florida

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:53:51 GMT

From: http://www.flascience.org/wp/?p=416

Florida Citizens for Science has created an online petition. Please take a moment to sign it. Provided we can collect a decent number of signatures, we then plan on printing a copy and presenting it to the State Board of Education. We don’t have much time, though, so please don’t put it off!

Plus, meandering has created an LJ feed of the Florida Citizens for Science here: fl_citizen_sci.

Musical Interlude

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:00:15 GMT

Hey, gardenwaltz, I think you'd enjoy this.

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/2007/11/29/re-vos-cerveaux/

(It's a few days old, but that's because I'm lazy!)

In related news, fizzgig_bites got me a near-complete JoCo collection for Hannukah, making me a very happy little code monkey. :) I love the little Creative Commons logo on the corner of the CD sleeve!

Quick meme before bed.

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:31:08 GMT

Ximinez - 1/2 a cup of flirting - 2 heaping tablespoons of sexiness - 2 teaspoons of caring Blend together quickly and serve.
'What is your personality recipe?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Unconfirmed news

Sun, 30 Sep 2007 17:29:49 GMT

From http://cariaso.livejournal.com/34309.html

I cannot verify the accuracy of any of this. I pass it on it hopes that it may be true.

> Dear All,
>
> Kindly forgive the brevity and the lack of
> formatting of the following email. I am now sending
> this information out as we are now receiving it. As
> many of you are now aware phone lines have been cut,
> mobile networks have been disabled, and Internet
> access has also been disabled. Information,
> therefore, is now very difficult to obtain and
> confirm. I therefore am unable to confirm any of
> that which follows, but my sources are adamant that
> this is the truth:
>
>
> Soldiers from LID #66 have turned their weapons
> against other SPDC soldiers and possibly police in
> North Okkalappa township in Rangoon and are
> defending the protesters. At present unsure how
> many soldiers involved. Some reports cite "heavy
> shooting" in the area.
>
>
> Other unconfirmed reports have stated that soldiers
> from LID #33 in Mandalay have refused orders to act
> against protesters. Some reports claim that many
> soldiers remained in their barracks. More recent
> reports now maintain that soldiers from LID #99 now
> being sent there to confront them.
>
>
> Reports of approx. 10,000+ protesters gathering
> around the Traders Hotel in Rangoon.
>
> Reports of 10,000+ protesters gathering at San Pya
> Market in Rangoon.
>
> Further reports of approx. 50,000 protestors
> gathering at the Thein Gyi Market in Rangoon.
> According to Mizzima, an unknown number of soldiers
> from Central Command and South East Command are
> presently on their way to Rangoon to reinforce SPDC
> army troops.
>
> Also according to Mizzima, an unknown number of
> aircraft have been scrambled from "Matehtilar"
> airbase - probably a reference to Meiktila in
> Mandalay Division.
>
> According to one journalist, SPDC have turned water
> cannons against crowds at Sule Pagoda. The report
> maintains that the water contained some type of
> chemical. awaiting further information.
>
>
> Please circulate this information as widely as as
> quickly as possible.
>
> Regards,
>
> Jason
> Research Director
> Human Rights Documentation Unit
> National Coalition Government of the Union of Burma

More blatant self-promotion, as if you care.

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:20:59 GMT

A few days ago, I created a few syndicated accounts for some of my self-indulgent blather. I recently created another one for my Google Reader shared items at ximinez_greader. Again, shouldn't be much overlap with other feeds and such, just because of the way I use it.

This time, I waited until it initialized so that it won't slam anybody's friends page the first time around.

Hey, I forgot I could do that

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:18:36 GMT

Reminded earlier today that I can create syndicated accounts on LiveJournal now, I created one for my del.icio.us bookmarks at ximinez_delic, and one for my Twitter micro-blog at ximinez_twitter.

I don't tend to crosspost (much) between them, so anyone interested is not likely to see a whole lot of redundant garbage. No, it will be mostly new and unique garbage. How cool is that?

Edit: Catch up on your friends page before adding these. The first pull off the feed was a doozy.

High school injustice.

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:57:22 GMT

Student suspended for tricking rival fans into insulting themselves

Totally worth it.

Ear bugs

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:44:57 GMT

Listening to TWiT this morning on the way in to work. They were talking about the 25th anniversary of the CD, and went around the panel talking about their first CD. Naturally, this triggered me to think about my first CD, which I'm kinda embarrassed to admit was Guns and Roses' Appetite for Destruction. Coincidentally, Anna was going through my CD collection the other day, and asked me to play that CD for her. (Because she "thought it would be cool." Heh.)

With the combination of the two, now I've got Welcome to the Jungle stuck in my head, and I can't shake it.

Maybe I'll re-queue Coverville's Led Zeppelin cover story to try to drown it out... ;)

Keyboard woes

Wed, 30 May 2007 22:55:57 GMT

I wonder if there will be a nice ergonomic keyboard in today's woot off.

My keyboard suddenly died. They tend to do that when you spill half a glass of water into them.

*sigh*

Luckily, I kept the keyboard that came with my computer. Unfortunately, it's a "normal" keyboard that my big hands and bitchy wrists are having trouble with. As a bonus, most of the "extra" keys surprisingly seem to work with my out-of-the-box Ubuntu Linux installation. On the downside, the calculator button is crammed in next to the left ctrl key, and I keep hitting it by accident.

So, in all, not dead in the water, but not very happy about it either.

First of May

Tue, 01 May 2007 12:47:50 GMT

Somebody celebrate for us, because this house sure ain't in the mood...

I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I’m sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold winter’s gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people to get together
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People’s Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn’t home so I called my girl
I asked her if she’d like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re taking each other’s pants off
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/First%20of%20May

Awesomeness

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:20:51 GMT

My wife is the most awesomest wife of all the awesome wives in the whole world. :-D

The story: I'm at an all-day meeting at a satellite office. I brought my laptop, but forgot my power brick at home, and the docking station on my desk is too unwieldy. So I asked very nicely and she found my power, and drove it all 8 miles down here to this other office. It may not sound like much on the surface, but she saved my ass. Again. And for no reason other than the fact that she's awesome.

Ear bugs

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:37:49 GMT

I hate this new-ish Alka Seltzer commercial - the one with the fake rock / concert video. There's one hook that keeps getting stuck in my head, and I'm having the damnedest time shaking it.

Breaking News

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 15:05:06 GMT

This just in! Anna Nicole Smith is still dead!

Baaaah

Tue, 06 Feb 2007 23:34:27 GMT

Create your own visitor map!

How to tell you're a geek.

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:25:32 GMT

How to tell you're a geek, #21043:

This comic:

breaks your fracking heart...

Bleh

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 17:04:30 GMT

Happy Fucking New Year.

Hey kids!

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:30:27 GMT

Anybody wanna guess what time it is?!?!

Edit: Anybody have any experience buying machines with Linux pre-installed? I'm thinking laptop, but mostly, I want something that mostly works out of the box. I don't have time to do a full install, mess with drivers, etc. I found http://www.linuxcertified.com/linux_laptops.html via Google, but never heard of them. Opinions?

P.S. Will that smell ever get out of my nose???

P.P.S. fizzgig_bites is infinitely more patient than I!